POV: you and i are out to lunch where i've already ordered so you reach into your bag to grab your wallet to pay me back.
as you lean over, i notice it: YOU HAVE A WHALE TAIL! that means you are wearing womens panties!!! once i discover this it's over for you. i talk about how anyone - myself included - could really just give a sissy like you a wedgie any time we want!
in fact, you're lucky the guys aren't here - if they were and saw that tail, we would all for sure give you a hanging wedgie from the flagpole right here in front of everyone!! how humiliating!!
i laugh even harder when i finally learn you've stolen the underwear from your MOM!!!!!
video ends as i call up the guys to get over here quick!!

You will never look at panties the same way again.