God, you’re always watching those stupid videos. If you laugh, you lose? What do you lose? What kind of game is that, anyway? What’s there to laugh at? It’s a bunch of idiots doing idiotic things. I’m unimpressed. What’s that? It’s just for fun? Oh, you’re so much fun then, aren’t you?

Yeah, I had a bad day. So what? No, I’m not watching that dumbass stuff. I’m your big sister, not some nitwit. You know what? Why don’t we play a little game. Let’s play a real life version of that stupid thing. You laugh, you lose. I’m allowed to do whatever I want to make you laugh. It’s going to be so much fun, you’ll want to gulp lots of water. Keep your throat from getting parched while you’re avoiding laughing out loud. Here we go…

She tries funny faces first, then a jumpscare, but… you don’t crack a smile even. So then… she decides to jump straight to the tickle zones!

Why are you making a face? Are you about to laugh? Hey now, there weren’t any rules established. This is how the game is played, you little fuck. Take those tickles, you turd. No, no, you’re not allowed to get up! No bathroom breaks for you, idiot. You should know by now, rules are established prior to game play. Oh… that face! You’re going to make ME laugh!

What’s with that face? Could it be… Oh… you wet your pants!? God, what a fucking loser you are. You laugh, you lose your bladder, apparently! You calling it? Haha, it doesn’t matter. I didn’t say how the game ends. Oh, you wanna know? You should’ve asked at the beginning.

Oh wah, are you crying?! What a fucking baby! Come on, feel my fingers tickling all over your body. You’re hurting? I’m hurting you? Oh, please. I’m just tickling you. You wanted to laugh!

Jeez, it smells in here! You really pissed your pants bad, huh! Look at that, wow! Soaked through like a big fucking loser. And if you tell mom and dad, they’ll just think there’s something wrong with you. Because you wet your parents like an invalid. Then you’ll have to carry that around your whole life. You played a stupid game with your sister and pissed your fucking pants. What a goddamn idiot! One more tickle, then I’ll set you free. Well, only if you get ALL your bladder out. If your pants stay this wet, I’ll keep tickling until you have more. There’s a rule for you. Got it?

Fucking feel my fingers digging into your sides? Feel my palms pressing into your armpits? Oh, look at that. Pants are soaked. You’re so wet, it’s going to drip all the way to the bathroom! You laugh, you lose your bladder. Idiot. Go on then, and stop watching that dumb ass stuff.