Its comforting to know you can take solace in one thing- you may be a sexless loser, but you'll always have your pillow. Your favorite pillow will always be there for you to hump. For you to rub your dirty dick on when you're unbearably horny for women you can't have. Your pillow girlfriend will always be there for you... or will she? I have her now... see? Now I get to hump her, while you watch. Are you jealous? You thought your pillow GF would always be there for you, but here she is cheating with me! Tsk tsk. Don't lie, you're a little turned on. My princess pussy is rubbing right against the spot you always grind your dick. Are you jealous your pillow is getting further with me than you ever will? LOL! Who would have thought your pillow humping predilection could turn into such a huge mindfuck?