You are taking your girl out for a nice dinner, and she is feeling nice and sexy on the bed. She is wearing a nice pair of pantyhose and snapping, chewing, and blowing her gum with a big smile on face. Suddenly though, she realizes that she has a RUN in her pantyhose. Her mood is put off. “Goddammit!” she groans, “I got a run in my pantyhose.”

She whines and fusses for a little here, still chomping and snapping away, until she realizes “I guess it isn’t that bad, I guess.” She grabs some nail polish and repairs the ends, so they don’t get worse. Back to teasing you, she’s so full of spunk in her excitement to go out and loves the fact that only you and her will see this run, since it’s hiding beneath her dress anyway.

As you walk out the door though, she steps back towards the ball and falls on it dramatically. “ANOTHER RUN IN MY PANTYHOSE!?” She’s snapping her gum more now, making louder and more angry bubbles pop. “Wow. There’s no hiding this one. When did this happen? This is my only pair. Everyone will see it and look at me and I’ll be super embarrassed!” She continues to groan and complain like this, ultimately resulting in her taking off the pantyhose and throwing them down, admitting defeat and accepting that she will not be going out to dinner now. “Why does this have to happen to me? I can’t believe it. I’m so miserable. This is the worst.”