This total loser wrote in to order a custom video for his birthday. I use his name in the video, but honestly, all of you losers should be watching this on your birthdays. This guy is a pathetic loser, and I really rub it in. He has no friends, no family that cares about him, and definitely no girlfriend. Yeah, about that... he's a kissless virgin! Sooo embarrassing. What a dweeb. He's a dateless, kissless virgin, and it only gets WORSE from there. That... sounds eerily familiar though, doesn't it? You can't help but see the similarities between you and this boring, dumb birthday bitch. Order this video and get the humiliation you deserve. It doesn't matter that it wasn't made for you. All of you losers are the same to me anyways.