Baby, what are these? I mean, I get it... but what are they doing here? A glass dildo... a... butt plug?... some lube... Okay, so... I'm not so sure about this really. We've done anal, kind of. We have a great sex life as it is with you just ramming your cock in my pussy. Why all this extra stuff?

Oh, you think we should try double penetration? You want me to prep for it... I see... I don't know really. Hey, I'll give it a go, but don't expect fireworks here... Then again