There's my sweet boy. I want to give you a special Valentine's gift. You're Mommy's valentine, you know that? Now, I know how much you love sniffing Mommy's stinky butt. It's okay, you don't have to be shy. I know you love my butt stench. Mommy likes when you do it, so I'm going to let you smell me. Does that make your peepee feel good when you smell Mommy's butt? Yeah, I know it does. Go ahead, rub for Mommy.

You won't be disappointed.