It's your first time coming into My office and you are hoping to finally get the help and validation you so desperately crave. As your therapist, it is My job to provide a safe space for you to work through your most difficult feelings and learn how to overcome personal obstacles in a healthy and productive way. However... it is also My job to be honest- lying to yourself is unhealthy and it's very important that I make that clear- honesty must come before feelings in this environment. your problem? It's embarrassing to admit it, but your two inch penis and the personal humiliation you feel because of it has brought you here to My practice hoping for some emotional support and advice as pertains to your intimate relationship with your girlfriend. Well, shall we begin your session? The Doctor can see you now...