It's time for another job interview with Scarlett! This time, my interviewee is the tiniest man I've ever seen! You're only 28 inches tall, with itty bitty hands and feet too. I'm so surprised by your tiny body that I get out my measuring tape to measure you, and compare you to my feet and shoes.

I can't help but tease you a bit for being so unusually small, and wonder if you're scared of tall women like me, who could easily step on you or pick you up