I get it. Trust me, I do. You spent your entire high school experience salivating over the girls just like me- the popular girls, the cheerleaders, the gorgeous unattainable girls who wanted absolutely nothing to do with you. You never could score with any of the pretty girls you would furiously masturbate over. Now, you have no idea what to do with a pussy. No clue how to please a woman. You have become so accustomed to the feel of your palm, it's all you can cum to. It's okay, I understand losers have very complicated relationships with their fists. Allow me to fuck you up even further.