Your Nation Needs You. Now, in this time of crisis, hygiene is more important than ever. How can we expect to defeat Coronavirus while sitting on dirty, smelly assholes? Our assholes need to be clean. Sterile. Disinfected. Horny penises and juicy ballsacks also need Nurse Sasha's sterilising treatment to keep them fresh and corona-free. So, please join me for my Public Service Announcement, in which I instruct you on the best methods for removing hazardous material from Your Filthy Areas and ensuring your personal hygiene is up to the standards required to Protect You and the people you care about.