Ive had numerous women in the office tell me you jerk off to porn in your tiny little terminal... they said it was realllly reallly tiny. Every women doesnt feel comfortable but your mini dick is so disgusting that we need to do something about it. For starters stop watching gay porn in the office its so sad. Ok I have to see it whip it out.... OMG thats it ... its hard? OMG no more jerking off at work or you will be fired and you will lose everything including your 401k. Dont put me down for a reference either or Ill tell everyone about your tiny micro dick gay porn stroking addiction. No you arent a virgin you like sucking dick... this is to much for your boss to know