Hey bro… go back to bed. Shhhh, nothing to see here. If you move any more, I’m gonna… Hmm. Is that some morning wood you go there? Shhhhh. I’m just gonna stroke your cock, hush! It’s not fucking gay, I just need you to HUSH UP. This morning wood might cause me trouble, so… just gonna… stroke it…

Hey now, isn’t it a little weird you aren’t fighting me? I mean, most dudes wouldn’t be okay with this. I’m gonna slip this cock in - give you this big fucking cock. You’ve been reading about me in the paper, huh? I’m making you gay, too, yeah?

Typical, straight dudes get all fucking hot and horny over my big dick… They’re all fucking faggots! I’m thrusting my massive cock in your ass. And somehow you’ll claim you’re straight, huh? Faggot.

Okay, let’s get this cock in your mouth. Take this cock. It's gonna bust. Yeah… I’ll be back another time. Let your neighbors know… Keep their doors unlocked if they want the same to happen to them. They’ll get fagged, too!