I've been looking forward to today for ages, good weather, nice glass of while in the pub with the girls, I'd rather be here alone with the girls but of course I couldn't leave my big baby at home!

However I didn't plan on you being such a dirty smelly baby! Could you not have just held on for a few hours? You had to yourself in the pub didn't you! Come here then and let me change your nappy!

No I won't take you to the toilet, I'm enjoying a nice chat with my friends and the sunshine, come here and lie on your changing mat and be quite whilst I change this full disgusting nappy!

It's a good job I did bring my changing bag with wipes, talc and nappy rash cream isn't it!