Well, I haven't been in this office for quite some time... seems like you all have neglected it. Enough of you in this office to keep it clean. Anyway, that's not why I'm here. Although it really makes sense, considering what I'm about to say...

I've come to talk to you all about an issue in our employee restrooms, specifically the restroom nearest this office. We can come to a lot of conclusions here, but it would seem that the toilets have been OVER-flooded with a thick, creamy, white substance. Men's restroom only, mind you. And I'm looking at some of your faces, and they're disgusted - which is normal. I was floored. The plumber that checked in on this? I felt for him. Wow.

I have pinpointed this person, who has been jerking off into the toilet bowls. One in particular, more than the others - it doesn't matter... That one particular person... well, I won't call them out in front of all of you. It seems a bit humiliating. They know who they are. Stop it.

By the way, you - yes, you - come to my office so we can discuss your latest project you're working on...

Once you arrive in her office, she has something else on her mind... How on EARTH did you clog an entire restroom with your STEAMING JIZZ? She just HAS to see it! Her tits come out to try and help you, desperate to see this magical spunk you've got... Better get to it, the boss demands it!