I know how you want to be mine. You want to be my man, my one and only. You dream of being my boyfriend. It can’t happen though. You aren’t man enough for me. You’re not big or strong, or particularly hunky. You can, however, be my pet slut. A sissy boyfriend, if you will. You can be a toy I use as a party favor, a faggy pocket-pussy for my gay friends to enjoy when they’re buzzed and looking for somewhere to stick their cocks. You can be my dedicated sissy partner. A whore for me to pimp out. Wow, I’m so excited. Let’s make it official.