In this bizarre video, it’s Dr. Cross to the rescue! Her client has requested a home call to take care of a bothersome butthole problem. Dr. Cross doesn’t usually do home calls, and is she a real doctor? Who knows, but she seems to have a plan and know what she is doing.

She has her client take her pants off, baring her ass, and then makes her assume the position on the ground. Dr. Cross has an unusual diagnostic technique involving the human taste buds and a thermometer. After coming to a diagnosis, Dr. Cross has a treatment. Her preferred method for this problem is a vitamin followed by a buttplug. The marvels of modern medicine are sometimes so remarkable they defy belief.