Your older girlfriend found the prom "fine" - though she's old enough that it felt like a big bunch of youngin's dancing and being teases. She points out that the girls who put out at prom are totally boring - that if they put out, they're barely giving the guy what he REALLY needs.

What they REALLY need is a girlfriend who lets them explore some of their feelings. Like the ones they all have deep down inside... for their own Mother. And here you are, the luckiest guy out there, with an older girlfriend who has more experience in the realm of pleasing her curious boyfriend.