I am so flattered you wanted to spend your birthday with your Mom but I think you are pushing the birthday boy thing a little too far. Just because I have had a few glasses of wine does not mean I am going to flash my tits at you in this restaurant right now. You really are a very dirty boy. Maybe a little naughty game of public truth or dare as a birthday treat will be ok.

I can't believe I am showing my bare ass and breasts in public like this but I have to admit I am definitely getting turned on. Do you think Mom can get herself off before the waiter comes back? I know you want to watch me try at least.