It's My birthday and it's your first time celebrating it in My presence. you're So excited and want it to be a cute and memorable event, so you decide to pick up a cute little cake on the way to My house as a gift to Me before I embark on an evening out with My girlfriends. When you get to My place, you ask Me to wait in the kitchen while you get My gift ready for Me- I'm excited to see how you're gong to spoil Me... and trying to finish getting ready, so I'm extra bratty about being kept waiting. I make sure to brag about how My other subs have already paid for dinner, drinks, transportation, and club fees for My birthday... I'm so entitled and you love it. you love your bratty Goddess so you scamper off to get a slice of cake ready for Me, CERTAIN that I'll be pleased with the adorable sweet treat. But, you couldn't be more wrong. When I open My eyes to see My present... I'm clearly confused. Is there... money... in the cake? Is there a new car in My drive way? Where is the rest of My gift??? you CLEARLY under estimated the absolute magnitude of My bratty, spoiled nature- I make that very clear as I drop your stupid cake on the floor and spit in it. I go on to smoosh and cr.ush the cake under My perfect feet- coercing you down on your knees to watch. After I've mashed your so called "gift" into a sweaty foot infused paste, I make you lick it up like the cheap stupid dog you are. Now give Me your wallet... Oh, that's all you have? I shouldn't be surprised, now that I know how cheap you are. I'll take it all- be thankful I don't dismiss you completely... I still might- could be the best Birthday Gift I gift to Myself...