I was shopping yesterday and found these in a joke store.. tiny little condoms. I giggled and then bought them because the truth is, I think they'll fit your weeny little dicklet. That tiny little thing isn't any bigger than my little finger, here I'll roll it on and show you! The funniest thing about little condoms like this is imagining you, hopeful, tucking them into your wallet thinking there's even a chance that any girl is going to let you use one. Frankly you're dreaming if you think anyone is going to do anything other than laugh you out of their bedroom if you whip that pathetic little guy out. The only use I can see for condoms like this is for catching every drop of your little load so it doesn't ruin my carpet.

Watching this scene will leave you breathless and lustful for more.