I expect to be your main priority this holiday season. Not only is Christmas here, it's MY BIRTHDAY MONTH. Fuck your friends and family. Fuck your so-called loved ones. Blow all of your money on gifts for me. Hand over your Christmas bonus. Cancel your family vacation and send me to the Keys instead. I deserve it more than anyone else in your life. I am the center of your universe and I expect to be treated as such this Christmas. Binge my clips. Send extravagant tributes. Buy me expensive gifts. You are going to spend, spend, spend until you are completely RUINED by me. Its my gift to you- total financial ruination! Merry Christmas, wallet!