Baby, I just got off the phone with your best friend. You know, you have both been so good to each other - tended to the needs of one another over the years, been so accommodating whenever necessary. Well, it's our time to help him out. He's going through a rough patch, and I've offered our home to him. He's on his way now to stay with us.

While I initially thought to offer the couch to him, I decided it was only polite to offer our bed. The couch isn't enough for the two of us, so I'll just stay in the bed with him. I'm sure you understand. We need to make him as comfortable as possible, right