Oh, hey there, big brother. Yeah, I’m back from soccer camp. Look different, huh? I guess I had a growth spurt! Ya know what, you probably couldn’t take me anymore. Wimp. Before camp, you really loved messing with me! And now… yeah, I would totally beat you in any athletic challenge. Even something like an arm wrestle. Come on, let’s arm wrestle, BIG brother! Ha! Puny BIG brother.

Oh, hey Mom! Yeah, soccer camp was fine. I know, I’m so much bigger now! He’s just reminiscing about the times he would beat my ass. Such a NICE big brother, huh? He seems too scared to do anything now though. He doesn’t even seem to think he could arm wrestle me! Come on, are you scared!? Oh mom, I won’t hurt him. Okay, let’s go, pipsqueak.

Oh, is this you at full potential, wimp? Wow. I’m shocked. I must’ve been really weak before camp. Because you are the biggest weakling I’ve ever seen! You see this Mom? Yeah, yeah - I promise I won’t hurt him, Mom! I’ll go easy on my BIG brother.

Okay, that was fun, you puny little… Now I’m going to push my foot into your face! Gosh, so weak! Maybe I could have beaten you up years ago and just didn’t know it, mouse. What’s that Mom? Let him go? But… he started it! Years ago! I’m almost done, Mom. I promise. I have to establish myself as the dominant sibling now. My darling BIG brother used to bully me, remember? He deserves all of this.

And you… Don’t you deserve this, weakling? Oh gosh, are you crying!? Okay, okay… I guess that’s enough for today, wimp. This is your life now. Being crushed and bullied by your LITTLE sister. If you aren’t obedient to me 100%... I’ll do this in PUBLIC next time.