Ever since you've started this new job Claudia has seemed to have it in for you - you can't so much as ask a question without her snapping at you and rolling her eyes. One day she seems to be in a particularly bad mood and you've had enough. As she talks she sneezes several times and apologises, saying her allergies are getting the better of her - you see your chance and decide to make the office nice and peaceful. You offer her some pills you got from a friend, guaranteed to get her out of your way. Your friend wasn't specific about what they do, and to your surprise a few hours later Claudia is still sneezing but seems... bigger somehow.

You'll never look at office life the same way again!