you certainly weren’t expecting to see Me when you entered the boudoir tonight, did you? But it’s been a long time coming, and I think it’s time you knew. your wife has been trapped in this sexless union for far too long. However, for the last six months or so, she’s been enjoying explosive orgasms and long, hot nights, courtesy of Me. We no longer feel like hiding it or sneaking around, so she’s decided that I’m moving in and you’re on your way out. Be sure to leave your key by the door when you leave.