Excuse, do you work here? No? Well maybe you could help me anyways. I just don't know which shower head to buy. Oh your mom swears by this massager one? Is she single? Okay your mom is a smart lady. Would you mind coming over and helping install this for me? I just have no idea what I'm doing. I'm sure your mom will be okay with you helping out another single lady with her hand man work.

Wow, I can already tell that shower is going to be amazing. I hope you don't mind I changed into my robe. Now I would love to show you my appreciation for the work you did. Just text your mom that you're going to be a bit late for dinner...

Enter and enjoy your stay.