So, you've saved that pumpkin I made you fuck, right? Good boy! Since it's Thanksgiving and you've got no plans- it's time to scoop out that Humpkin and make it into a pie. It's like your own private fucked up Food Network. Yep! I want you to eat your shame for Thanksgiving- do it while I'm out partying and you're sitting home alone like a loser. Eat the WHOLE pie. Do it now- know what a beta you are. Be thankful I thought of you at all.

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