I'm young, rich, smart, funny, hot and have an amazing sex life. I've got it all. Some might call me arrogant, but it's not arrogance if what I'm saying is 100% true.
Another great thing about my life, is that I have a load of simping men who buy me everything I want. So I thought while I'm trying on some of the clothes you freaks bought me, I'd let you admire me while I'm admiring myself in the mirror. At the same time I'm going to totally gloat about how great my life is, especially compared to your loser life.