You're a devoted fan who has won a competition to meet me, Ellie Idol, the famous actor, and singer! Turns out I'm an arrogant, spoiled little brat. I'm in my dressing room making demands of my assistants when you knock. I open the door, unaware of who you are. When you inform me, my demeanor changes, but only slightly. What would you say about joining my special fan club? My celebrity lifestyle requires ass kissing, literally and figuratively! I want you on your knees, worshiping, kissing, and smelling my lovely award-winning behind, farts and all! Smell my success, fanboy!!