Wait. Did you think I was ACTUALLY going to fuck a fan? Haha, you silly boy. There is absolutely no way, you will EVER get the chance to fuck me. However, I will fuck you. Not the way you fantasise but financially, of course.
There is nothing more sexier than fucking a huge, throbbing,.....bank account!! LOL!! Size really does matter. The bigger your wallet, the bigger the gratification. We both know your boring girlfriend does not compare to me. You run away at any given opportunity, just to Marr over this British Brat, don't you??
You have fantasised about serving me for the longest time and today is the day, you finally submit to somebody thats better than you. Oh, you can bring your wallet along too ;)