It's MY BIRTHDAY!! The special day where you can fully express your gratitude and devotion to me. Spoil and worship me all month long as you celebrate my creation. Aren't you so glad I exist? This is the holiest of all days. It's Goddess Kendi Day! Lick the screen as you admire me. Send me a pile of cash. Send me a pile of presents. You know how I prefer to be worshipped.