Face it… you’ve never really had luck with women. Maybe it’s your lack of looks or lack of size, or funds… but you’re coming up short and no woman really wants you. You're getting older, and your life is getting sadder. Sure, you may get a pity date or a pity fuck, but it’s time to realize that you’re just not equipped to be in the dating pool or inside a woman. Sucks to suck, but it’s time to acknowledge the truth about yourself: that you’re better suited as a cuckold, a wallet, or something to laugh at than a man, LOL.