What's this little piggy doing in the forest all alone? There's nothing for you to munch on out here- just roots and berries, I'm afraid. Certainly nothing fattening enough to keep you nice and round like a piggy should be! I'd love to see you even fatter. Here, have some of these enchanted high calorie treats from my basket. Mmm, tasty right? You're gaining weight already! I see brand new, lardy rolls popping up all over that succulent piggy body. I could just fry you up right now and eat you like my very own bacon ATM! Here, eat more. I want you to get huge, piggy.