Have a seat. You know what day today is. The day that I'll see if you are good enough of a employee
for keeping in my firm. Maybe you'll be moved to a better position and maybe you'll be fired.
I've heard that you like to stalk women, make them feel uncomfortable. I even heard one story where
you got under one female employee's desk and drooled all over her feet, even tried to lick them. Is that
correct? Oh, it is... I don't want creeps in my office. But if you are so desperate to keep this job,
I want to see if you are really good at cleaning my heels.
If you are good enough, you won't be fired, but you'll have new position - as my personal puppy.
Consider that as your punishment.