What should I give you for Christmas? My tits? My ass? Maybe even my pussy? I know you want to touch every inch of my body and fuck all my holes. This year I’m going to give you exactly what you deserve.

Unlike Santa, I don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice. A size queen like me only cares about how big your dick is, and I already know it’s small.

A little dick loser like you only deserves my hairy armpits. I’d never let you touch me, but I’ll let you jerk off. Follow my instructions, and maybe I’ll let you cum.