Daddy wake up we are going to be late for cheer practice AGAIN.... oh wow daddy, your private area is huge. I can help it go down if we can hurry and make it to cheer on time. Coach is giving awards to people who are early so everything helps.

Daddy i don't think my mouth is going to work, what do we do now? put it inside me... but daddy isn't that mommies job... yes daddy you are right, ill do anything to make it there on time.