Honey, come here a second. I am worried about you. You are dating this girl and suddenly it's like you have become a completely different person. You always used to be mommy's boy, what happened? I just don't know how I can handle you hardly talking to me any more. In fact, I really want you to be with me always. Just look into my eyes for a second, look at Mommy. Ha! I knew it. I knew I had my mother's spell in me. I am going to shrink you down babe and stop you going on dates with that awful girl. Now you can be with me always. In fact, why don't I tuck you in here between my boobs?

You will not be disappointed!