Hey there, neighbor! Just wanted to formally introduce myself! I know you guys moved in a couple months ago. I just never got around saying hello, so here I am! Is your wife home by chance? Work. Bummer! I’ll have to say hello next time I see her...

I hear you guys fighting sometimes. No, it’s fine. It’s just… that’s gotta be so stressful for you. It sounds like such a mess. Honestly though, I have an idea. Why don’t you use me to blow off some steam when you’re stressed? Or bored… Or just pissed off at her?

How? Oh gosh, it would be super easy. You can just come on over whenever you’re stressed! Let me service your cock with my wet mouth and pussy. Of course I’m serious, silly! I let all the guys in the neighborhood do it. I don’t want you guys to break up or anything. I’m totally not a homewrecker! Far from it. See, I just hate seeing couples fight. I want to help everyone make their relationships work out.

What better way to do that? Letting frustrated guys dump their loads inside me whenever they're stressed is perfect! They get their stress relieved, their wives get a happier husband, and I get dozens of guys’ sperm filling up my holes every day. This is clearly a win:win:win all around!

A condom? Oh god no, I won’t make you use a condom. I never make guys use condoms. I’ve fucked hundreds of guys, and I let each and every one of them fuck my cunt raw. I love to feel their semen splash deep inside me. Some guys try to use one, but I just take it off real quick and sit down. Once they’re buried deep inside me, they find themselves less likely to… Mmmm protest.

No need to be nervous. I’m not here to hurt your relationship, far from it. I think you guys are great together! And I want to make your relationship work. Relationships are such hard work. Don’t you think you deserve to slide your raw cock into my young, wet slut holes? Don’t you want to feel my young mouth wrapped around your married cock? Don’t you think your wife deserves a happy husband?

She will literally never know. You guys can live your happy little lives, and I’ll just drain you bare every time you need a youthful cumdump to use! So after I wrap my mouth around your cock, you can slide inside my pussy… then inside my tight asshole! Any holes can be filled up on me! Mmmm! So come on then, finish up deep in my ass!