You claim to want to be a proper foot slave, but unfortunately… you are hopeless. Hopeless as in hopelessly addicted to my feet, but also just not very useful. You never take direction, and you seem unable to learn. So I’ve decided that I will instead put you to use doing something slightly different… I am going to transform you into a pair of shoes. You want to be close to my feet, right? It’s your favourite thing. Under my feet, all of my weight pressing down on you for hours… What could be better than being placed in that role forever, then?