Introducing Goddess Celeste (@iWantCeleste). It feels good to be a part of something, gooner. You have pumped away years of your life, why wouldn't you want a community? It's only natural. But the thing is.. when you try to reintegrate with a normal society, they've simply abandoned you like you've done to them. You want to be a part of something that understands you. That knows you. That knows what you need. And that's the Goon Cult, welcoming you with open arms and a bottle of lube, ready to delve deep into the pleasure of absolute surrender and bliss. This is a necessary step, goon. You have to trust Me.