You seriously think that a tall, hot woman like me is going to go out with you? No fucking way! You've been checking me out at the gym, and I can see how hard you are for me. Short guys are such giant perverts!

I'll admit that I'm flattered by how desperate you are to get my attention, even if there's no chance I'll ever fuck you. I'll be nice and let you jerk off to me instead. I know you're enough of a perv to do it! Don't be shy, take out your cock and stroke to the hottie who's WAY too tall for you!