Alex Chance is going to remind you of how fucking pathetic you are. All you do is jerk off, ignore your responsibilities, and jerk off some more! That's how we are gonna keep it. You aren't a real man : you are just a fucking loser. A beta. A weakling. An embarrassment. Look at yourself! You're getting hard right now and the video hasn't even started yet. LOL. Need I say more? [ Contains nudity ]