Our blind date has been going very well so far and I'm ready to get laid! There's only one very small problem - your dick is nowhere near big enough to fuck me.


I'm shocked to see how tiny it is, and I'm not happy that you decided to waste my entire day. Did you really think a woman like me would fuck that little thing?


Put that tiny disappointing dick away, I'm never going to touch it. Sorry babe, I don't give out pity fucks to little dick losers.