Hi honey, I wasn't expecting you home so early. My cum covered face? I can explain it I swear! I was out shopping this afternoon and I saw the hottest dress! I just had to have it for the cocktail party tonight! So I got to the checkout and realized I forgot my wallet in my other purse with my credit card in it. Oh no! :( And the guy wouldn't hold the dress long enough for me to come home and get my card. So I asked if we could work out a deal...