You come to EVERY game. I know you attend under the guise of supporting your son, but come on. He can't play at all. He's only on the team because you make so much money. The school knew it was beneficial to butter up one of their biggest donors. I know why you're really here. I see those dirty pervert boners you pop when my girls and I on the cheerleading squad come prancing onto the field. Its our feet, isn't it? It turns you on to think of how sweaty our feet get when we're exerting ourselves so much. I'll tell you... and show you... here. Look how worn and sweaty these socks are from practice. They reek. My stinky feet are like catnip for a pedo foot freak like you. I have feet you crave carnally. You have money I want. We can work out a deal, you know