Can I let you in on a little secret? Well... it's not so much of a secret. I was a MAJOR party whore before I met your new uncle and, honestly, I don't know if I'm ready to give that up. I know that's a bad thing to say right before your wedding but... I can't get over this feeling that I'm going to miss it. You know, going out and talking to cute guys, maybe taking one - or two - back home with me.

It's not that I don't love him or that I wouldn't give it up for him, but it's just going to be a big change, you know? And it's all happening so suddenly... I wish I just had one more night to do something REALLY crazy and then I could put it all aside for him.

Fucking my own nephew? You mean... In...? Well... I suppose that DOES fit the "crazy" bill... and that giant bulge in your pants is making me think maybe you're the right guy for the job, little nephew.

Release date November 17, 2023 Dur: 00:29:02 | Size: 885.83 MB